Nappies are a weird shape

Nappies are weird
Nappies are weirdly shaped. Here is my concept for an anatomically correct nappy.

You might think this is weird, but I find nappies a bit weird. I mean, who ever wanted to poo in their pants and then keep it there for a while?

I don’t know if you’ve ever seen a newborn baby doing a poo but it’s very cleverly designed to fire the poo well clear of its body, leaving the backside beautifully clean. (And who knew that newborn breastfed baby poo smells sweet and rather nice? And has the most amazing bright orange-yellow hue?)

So it seems pretty mean to wrap the baby up so it sits in its own poo for a while. Yet try as I might I can’t come up with a way round this whilst living in a house In a cold country.

So as we are stuck with nappies, they could at least make them in a shape that actually fits the baby’s body.

And That’s quite enough talk about poo.

Anatomical nappy design
Anatomical nappy design
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